ACCESSING BAT-COMPUTER DATABASE . . .

FILENAME: RH021989357-PHYS . . .

FILE ENTRY SUBMITTED BY: Batman.
HEIGHT: 6'1".
WEIGHT: 255 lbs
BUILD: Broad, muscular. More than you, Bruce! — Jason.
HAIR COLOUR: Black/Dark Brown. White streak, although sometimes dyed.
EYE COLOUR: Blue with green edges. Green seems to becaused by past exposure to a Lazarus Pit.
SCARS: Various (caused by vigilantism), autopsy scar, scars relating to Joker.

  • Scars seem to be a touchy subject for Jason. Doesn't like talking about them.

  • Likely needs therapy, counselling, etc. Refuses to accept it.

  • Distant from the rest of the Bats. I wonder why? — Jason.

  • Rocky relationship with everyone but Alfred. See above :/ — Jason

  • Excellent marksman.

  • Heart is in the right place but needs —. DATA CORRUPTED.

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FILENAME: RR081989436-INTIMATE. PASSWORD PROTECTED
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PASSWORD BREACHED.

FILE ENTRY SUBMITTED BY: Red Hood.Huh. So, I couldn't help but notice the replacement had a profile like this set up. Honestly, a bit of a surprise, didn't seem like the type to make something like that, especially on the bat-computer. Probably a dare or something from that clone friend of his? Still, it's hilarious and just imagine the look on someone's face if they found that. Or this. Though, I guess you're looking at this, so what's your face like? It gets worse.

COCK SIZE: 9 inches, I think. Haven't measured in a while.
ASS: Pretty muscular! Not, like, 'Nightwing-Ass' level of round but I'm proud of it. You should see my thighs.
HAIR: Light hair on legs, arms and pits. Trimmed pubes and happy-trail, light chest hair, sometimes shaved, sometimes not.
SENSITIVE AREAS: Nipples, neck, thighs.
DOM/SUB: Versatile; dom lean.
TOP/BOTTOM: Switch. I'll dick you down and ride you like a dildo after.
DATING APPS: Tend not to use that shit but Grindr occasionally works, I guess.
HOOK-UPS: Takes a lot for me to trust someone so I rarely hook-up with random people. Has been known to happen though.
ROMANCE: Okay, I guess I love a little romance. Just need the right guy.

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